09
Oct
Illustrated Prosody
I have currently have nine semi-autobiographical illustrations on display in a solo exhibition called ‘Illustrated Prosody’ at Hopskotch Street Kitchen & Bar (AKA Hoax), Mathew Street, Liverpool.
The exhibition runs until 13th October. And yes I know that is now less than a week away & I should have written this blog post sooner but please go & see it anyway if you get chance!
Here are some images of what you can expect to find…
Birdsong is really beautiful unless it’s keeping you awake at 4:30 in the fucking morning.
Indian ink & acrylic on canvas
50cm x 50cm
£135.00
I do fancy you but I had a really good wank this morning, therefore I am able to show some self-restraint right now.
Indian ink & acrylic on canvas
50cm x 50cm
£135.00
I really must put this money into the bank and not go out with my mates and try to pull it off as networking.
indian ink & acrylic on canvas
50cm x 50cm
£135.00
I haven’t had nearly enough caffeine to deal with any of this shit yet.
Indian ink & acrylic on canvas
60cm x 60cm
£175.00
– I’ll just have a juice, I’m trying to be a grown up.
– Yeh. how’s that one working out for you?
Indian ink & acrylic on canvas
60cm x 60cm
£175.00
Why is it always the tall people who wear high heels?
Indian ink & acrylic on canvas
60cm x 60cm
£175.00
– So I’ve applied for a job as a psycho-sexual LGBT therapist.
– I thought LGBT was a sandwich.
What if I just painted all my canvases white and that was my whole exhibition? I could call it artistic license.
Indian ink & acrylic on canvas
60cm x 60cm
£175.00
I should go bankrupt more often, people keep buying me drinks.
